calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented
*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"
--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"
"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"
--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"
"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"
by numbakrrunch November 27, 2006
A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!
by eas.eas.eas March 26, 2012
Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 04, 2011
A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.
Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.
by Lupussong August 23, 2019
A dial-a-sore is similar to a dial-a-saur (or an older version of a mail order bride) only arrives with some kind of STD (Sexually Transmitted Didease) . It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.
Example: "She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-sore. What are all those legions on her face?"
by Abzloot June 04, 2009
by rperazag July 12, 2010
Sleep dial, or sleep dialing, is the action of calling someone on your phone while you are sleeping, or more likely sleep walking.
by Spazghost February 18, 2010