denver omelette 

Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.

The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!

denver omelette by djrock247 January 5, 2009

Cheese omelette

It’s an omelette people!! Literally eggs scrambled up a little and then folded in half. You can get fancy if you want and add salt and pepper, maybe some bacon

Waiter: “Would you like scrambled eggs or a cheese omelette?”
Customer: “A cheese omelette please.”

Cheese omelette by Be wholesome please May 7, 2018

irish omelette 

A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.

" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "

irish omelette by 408 Ninjas PSA May 11, 2006

Hair Omelette 

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

Hair Omelette by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

French Omelette 

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

French Omelette by Jewverine July 31, 2016

stomach omelette 

A spew, usually with a high volume of carrots and corn.

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.

stomach omelette by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017

Dirty Omelette 

When you take a shit them flatten it out and fold it like an omelette and beat off with it.

Dude:Bro I can’t find my pocket pussy and my girls away on vacation!

Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.

Dirty Omelette by Making it clap January 4, 2018