Obvious Prime

A douchebag.

Used to describe those that pride themselves on playing shitty video games and trying to cockblock those around them.

"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"

by Guess-who Obvy? June 20, 2008

Obviousity

Obviousities are nouns that are blatant.

Example 1: "Did you see that ninja? Yes? Exactly. He's an obviousity, and needs to be fired."

Example 2: "Spare me the statistical obviousities and give me the details!"

by ObviouslyanObviousity March 2, 2011

captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.

(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."

by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009

obviousize

The act of making something more obvious.

Football is obviously a game where you use your feet on a ball. However, some people do not know what football is. This means we should obviousize it.

by Tenkyougan January 2, 2008

obvious terminus

The point reached at the apex of a successful relationship, a.k.a engagement.

Either things don't go well and we break up, or things go great and we eventually reach the obvious terminus.

by PaperDue December 18, 2010

Obviousm

A statement that sounds obvious but really isn't, leading a person who hears it to think that they knew it all along and therefore deem it unimportant. Obviousms sound obvious but carry a deeper or more complex meaning that often is overlooked.
Consider the statement, "you don't have to act on your feelings." This seems obvious to most people and in spite of "knowing" it to be true, very few people actually understand this. Most people find it very challenging - sometimes impossible - to separate their actions from their feelings.

Hold on, homie. That an obviousm. Don't act like you knew that all along.

by AfroSwirl March 5, 2019

obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019