As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

by King Cudz September 10, 2022

Nanners

Another name for the Norco pill.

A perscription, schedule III, narcotic analgestic (pain killer)containing hydrocodone and acetaminophen (Tylenol). Hydrocodone is actually an opiate, like heroin, that gives an amazing euphoric body high but it's also very addictive (although not nearly as addictive as heroin). Norco is basically the same (better) as Vicodin and Lortab except that the ratio between hydrocodone:acetaminophen is much lower, making it much better for recreational use. Norco contains 7.5 mg or 10 mg of hydrocodone and 325 mg of acetaminophen. Acetaminophen, when taken in high doses (2,000+ mg) is very harmful to the liver. Normal vicodin pills contain 5 mg of hydrocodone and 500 mg of acetaminophen. Norco is perscribed for severe pain. So norco contains more of the good stuff and less of the bad stuff making it better and much more expensive on the streets. Norco pills are yellow in color, oval shaped with straight rounded sides, almost like an oval cylinder (not sure if it has a real name), there's also a cursive-looking "V" on one side and some numbers engraved on the other side with a line splitting the pill vertically.

Dude, hook it up with some nanners!

by loveyou24 November 11, 2010

Nonerd

The complete lack of technical skills regarding the operation of a computer and all related devices

When it comes to hi tech things,my Dad is a complete Computer Nonerd

by Scot McConnell July 4, 2008

Nonger

1. A less harsh word for fuckwit, dick, idiot, and all other offensive terms refering to someone who is being silly.
It is also a less serious term, therefore sounding less offensive, and because of the ridiculous sound of the word, it can be taken more lightly.

2. Can be used to refer to the male's genital

E.g. 1
Boy "Did you know I can skull a whole sack of goon in five minutes?"
Girl "That's not even cool, you nonger!"

E.g. 2
Girl "Did you see how big his nonger was?"

by bearcakes91 May 14, 2009

nonversation

When 2 or more people are together but not talking. Or when a group of people are talking together, but one or more of them is sitting in silence.

*silence*

Thats a nonversation.

by Bryan Borcoran November 21, 2004

noonerhole

"Noonerhole" is extended slang for the original term "nooner," which is yet another slang term for the anus, since the world needs another one. It is particularly common in use as a derogatory reference to the soon to be penetrated anus of a sex partner or a potential sexual target. Also the name of a Bloodankh song.

Estimated usage: 400-500 people, mostly on livejournal.

darquechylde I want teh noonerhole, give me teh noonerhole

by br0d May 26, 2004

Nannerpus

A hybrid of an octopus and a banana. They were first thought to be extinct since 350 B.C., before pancakes existed. They were rediscovered in the Denny's Superbowl 2009 commercial. One was found snacking on pancakes in that commercial. They mainly live hiding in the kitchen of national Denny's. At night, they were caught eating pancake leftovers at a nearby IHOP. The people who caught them were killed by about 25 Nannerpi. They were grinded up into pancake mix. The Nannerpi then ate the pancakes.

Kids: It's Nannerpus!!

Nannerpus: You can call me Nannerpus, Nannerpus, and guess what; I'm a---

by Lazer81095 March 22, 2009