cock nocked

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014

Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.

Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.

by Nevets August 14, 2017

Nickle Nicker

A person who wears their hat backwards and steals nickles from citizen's wallets and purses. A Nickle Nicker is often a person of African descent.

Dammit Rocky, your such a filthy Nickle Nicker

by AShrekle February 8, 2018

Northern Necker

To blow butt mud up ones back so bad it reaches ones neck.

After some beers and tacos last night I new the morning would bring a northern necker.

by Mr. Poop E. Pants April 4, 2022

Turkish Neckerchief

When you drape your dick and balls around your partners neck.

Babe you look cold, how about a Turkish Neckerchief.

by Slimy Pickles December 25, 2022

Stewppet Necker

A slang word to say "hi". Mainly used by black people.

Black street guy: yo wsp
Example guy: Stewppet Necker

by btterlooaf January 2, 2023

neckeritis

when you've been on the phone to long and your neck starts to hurt because your holding the phone with your neck and shoulder.

I was on the phone with (insert name) and i got neckeritis.

by I LOVE JSTN! February 25, 2004