Nihilist

We created our institutions and morals. So, they are not real. Read more on this please, it will enlighten you.

The Nihilist obvserved that without good there is no evil.

by Jarrett May 30, 2003

Nihilanthic

Can be referred to as an IRC Wraith. Goes chat to chat sucking the fun and goodness out of a great chat and making it horrible and lame and unbearably shitty in his presence. The cure is to remove the wraith from the room. Symptoms should clear up shortly.

"Why's this chat so shitty?" "..Oh god, nihilanthic's here."

by Apple_Fuhrer December 3, 2006

Niki story

A ridiculously short story, lacking in a plot and usefulness.
Can often be compared to 'This one time, at band camp...' stories.

Named after Niki Churchward, who allowed this genre to rise to fame.

Person 1: Hey guys, I went to Knox yesterday!
Person 2: Yeah...?
Person 1: That's it...
Person 3: Hahahaha what a Niki story!

by ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc June 20, 2010

Nikala

Nikala, like Mikayla, only with an N. Nikalas are amazing, fun. sarcastic and loving women. Typically blonde, blue eyes and tall. If you have a Nikala, hold on to her for as long as you can. They're rare and unique. They never stop loving.

Guy 1 - So what's her name?
Guy 2 - Nikala
Guy 1 - Holy hell! Don't ever let her go. You lucky bastard.

by HobosWillRule November 17, 2011

nihilism

'The ethical theory that there can be no true morality as there can not logically be any absolute scale within the fundamental laws of the universe with which to measure them'

Average person: it is morally good to save a child's life
Nihilist: it is neither good nor bad to save the child's life according to nihilism
Average person II: It is morally good to stick a baby in a blender according to nihilism
Nihilist: it is neither good nor bad to blend a baby
Diamondback-Omega: it is funny though =

by Diamondback-Omega February 5, 2010

Niki

A Niki is a smexxi girl whose just plain great. Its a name short for Nikita -- Which is Russian AND Indian. Everyone is jealous of Niki, since shes so damn awesome.

Caslon: Hey Nikki
Niki: Im not Nikki! Im Niki. Theres a HUGE difference.
Caslon: Oh.

by ForevaBabii April 5, 2010

nihilism

A philosophy based on extreme skepticism. In it's most basic form (Before it was clouded by ideas involving politics, social rhetoric, sex, drugs, rock and roll etc.), which we can refer to as "epistemological nihilism", simply denies the possibility of knowledge of truth. Previous epistemological philosophies failed in obtaining truth because all possible vessels for obtaining truth cannot be proven truthful themselves. Empiricism fails because one must assume that their senses depict an accurate portrayal of their secular existence (or that a secular world even exists, for that matter), which fuels their observations; sensations also depend on senses to provide the observer with the source of the sensation. Rationalism fails because without a secular experience, real or imaginary, one's lack of experience prevents them from being able to reason. ie, they cannot reason without the use of empirical devices. Therefore, rationalism cannot gain one knowledge without empirical methods, which are already based on assumptions (faith) of senses; assumptions cannot lead to the knowledge of truth. Intuitionalism fails because it also has the potential to utilize empirical (and rational) devices; It allows one to alter their truth based on new experiences. This leaves room for "error" and keeps "truth" from being absolute or even certain.

Empiricist: Can't you see the truth?
Person: No, I'm blind.

Rationalist: I think, therefore I am.
Person: You used speech to make that proclamation; One must use sight or hearing to interpret.

Nihilist: Nothing can be certain.
Person: You can't prove that.
Nihilist: You're catching on.

Nihilism is the only epistemological philosophy worth following.

by talkingmouth August 30, 2008