naked resignation

For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.

A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"

by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016

naked cop

undercover cop

"Hey Joe, I'm thinking of buying that girl a drink".

"Dude don't, she's a naked cop."

by billybeauty4 April 3, 2009

naked status

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide

Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!

by aza333 June 29, 2011

Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

by ATF PB August 18, 2020

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

by Va5oh November 2, 2016

naked mile

College Students at the University of Michigan running naked during the Winter semester but they sometimes get caught by the police. Also the name of the new American Pie movie

Those kids are doing the Naked Mile again

by JDawg3010 December 29, 2006

Naked Grandma

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...

Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house...
Naked Grandma

by itsWoland January 20, 2017