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Maine Muzzle loader 

When a furry from maine forces his dick down the muzzle(mouth) of another
Furry: time to try the Maine muzzle loader on this desperate bottom.
Maine Muzzle loader by Gamerboysky September 24, 2024

Mungindi Muzzle Loader 

The same technique as a montana musker loader except with a tightly mulled wad of log cabin.
My boyfriend gave me a Mungindi Muzzle Loader last night, fuck me i was coughing soot for a week

Virginia Muzzle 

When one inserts a penis into another’s mouth and proceeds to hold their nose as they orgasm into it.
“He was blue in the face, wiping his mouth as if he’d just been given a Virginia Muzzle!”
Virginia Muzzle by TramellDomingo September 5, 2025

Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.
Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!
muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Jackson County Muzzleloader 

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.
I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.