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muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.
A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!
muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Muzzle-puff 

Banging some loud mouth chick (doggy-style) who won't shut up, while trimming your pubic hair, rolling them into a puff like ball, and shoving it in her mouth, muzzle-puff.
Guy #1: You end up taking that yappy bitch home last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, I muzzle-puffed her.
Muzzle-puff by Taz Martinez July 18, 2010

Mugglepuff 

The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.

A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.

It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.

Worst word known to mankind.

Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME

Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.

Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.

Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"

Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.

muzzlefuff 

Hey Eilish you're looking Muzzlefuff today
muzzlefuff by Elilisarah July 4, 2006

huzzlepuff 

an awesome word referring to the "puff" noise that Huzzle's make
john "did you here that Huzzlepuff?
Jack "yeah, sounds like it needs more bran in it's diet"
huzzlepuff by bazman48 October 17, 2011

Mufflepuff 

The act of eating out a woman who has a landing strip of the puffy nature
Bro, last night, that chicks mufflepuff was gnarly
Mufflepuff by Mufflepuffer December 10, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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