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muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.
A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!
muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009
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Muzzle-puff 

Banging some loud mouth chick (doggy-style) who won't shut up, while trimming your pubic hair, rolling them into a puff like ball, and shoving it in her mouth, muzzle-puff.
Guy #1: You end up taking that yappy bitch home last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, I muzzle-puffed her.
Muzzle-puff by Taz Martinez July 18, 2010

Mugglepuff 

The insult to end all insults. Only used in extreme situations. Not a word to be taken lightly.

A mugglepuff is the worst thing you can call a person. It's not like bitch or asshole, where there is an actual definition. It's a word that has such a bad meaning that you can't even describe. It's just bad.

It comes from the word muggle, a name for a non-magical person, and Hufflepuff, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts. A hufflepuff (one sorted into Hufflepuff house) is an embarrassment to witchcraft and wizardry and Hufflepuff house is often hated by the much superior Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor Houses.

Worst word known to mankind.

Also known as "It-That-Shall-Not-Be-Said", "The Dark Word" or "You-Know-What"
Voldemort: I killed your parents! They're dead! No one will protect you now! Your going to die just like your mommy and daddy! I'm so happy I killed those fuckers. Mwahaha ALL HAIL ME

Harry Potter: You...You...MUGGLEPUFF.

Voldemort: Oh no you di-idn't! Bellatrix, hold my cloak, shit just got real.

Dolohov: I can't believe he just said "You-Know-What"

Yaxley: Shit is going down, I'll get some popcorn.

muzzlefuff 

Hey Eilish you're looking Muzzlefuff today
muzzlefuff by Elilisarah July 4, 2006

huzzlepuff 

an awesome word referring to the "puff" noise that Huzzle's make
john "did you here that Huzzlepuff?
Jack "yeah, sounds like it needs more bran in it's diet"
huzzlepuff by bazman48 October 17, 2011

Mufflepuff 

The act of eating out a woman who has a landing strip of the puffy nature
Bro, last night, that chicks mufflepuff was gnarly
Mufflepuff by Mufflepuffer December 10, 2016