mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018

Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.

Example containing the word Walrus Mustache

by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018

Marla the Mustang

One of the most badass cars of the decade in Columbus, Ohio

Dude, Let me take a ride in Marla the Mustang....

by Marla Lover February 13, 2010

isaiah mustafa

A super cool and sexy guy best known for old spice commercials. A guy capable of A tough guy on the level of chuck norris, kiefer sutherland and dos equis' most interesting man in the world. All of these men have random facts written about them all over the internet.

Isaiah mustafa makes don juan look like a virgin

Isaiah Mustafa discovered the female orgasm.

by rdeyegxr July 16, 2010

Dave Mustaine

GOD.

MEGADETH is the most amazing thrash/speed metal band in the world, they pwn your face.

I shall pray to the almighty Dave Mustaine tonight for your safety.

by BEANFACE December 12, 2007

Italian Mustache

The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair

I can’t wait to grow my pubes out again to give my wife an Italian Mustache

by Tendersurrendrrr July 23, 2019