A Jack Murray Irwin is a type of poo. You get solid , runny , sticky and many more different types of poo but a Jack Murray Irwin is when someone sneezes while taking a poo and it comes out there nose.
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Adam Murray is a Volume 2 character in the famous horror analog series on YouTube as "Mandela Catalogue"
Definitely not a fan writing this lol
Definitely not a fan writing this lol
by some Adam Murray simp January 29, 2023
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Last night I got pretty fucked up, my buddy scored a young hottie but I just ended up pulling an Ann Murray.
Dude I was bored last night so I ended up Ann Murraying your mom.
Dude I was bored last night so I ended up Ann Murraying your mom.
by EJayK January 8, 2009
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Sandra had fine closely cropped hair on the top of her head, but she was a busy executive. That was all the time she could manage for grooming, so when Steve peeled off her bloomers, he was greeted with a furry murray that triggered his gag reflex.
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The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
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Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"
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Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
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Me: "Did you hear what happened to Marley's wee brother Sonni Murray yesterday"
Mate: "Aye that was funny as fuck I shat myself"
Mate: "Aye that was funny as fuck I shat myself"
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