Mosquito Jew 

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

Mosquito Jew by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020

Mosquito bites

Small woman breasts.

I wish I had boobs. All I have are these mosquito bites.

Mosquito bites by UrbanIndividual October 26, 2022

mosquito butt 

A way to confirm that you are in agreement with a plan, or that you will be in attendance for an event.

"Everybody who wants to come to my birthday party, say Mosquito Butt!"

Q: "Wanna go get waffles?"
A: "Mosquito butt."

mosquito butt by Shimrath March 10, 2019

Mosquito Ringtone 

Mostquito Ringtone: Used to describe little children who play online games and have the annoying high pitched sound of a mosquito, causing your ears to bleed and give you a headsplitting migrane and causing you to have syphilis and AIDS at the same time.

Mosquito Ringtone: *HIGH PITCHED SOUND* OMG I GOT A KILL HEY HEY HEY I GOT A KILL I KILLED HIM!!! HE'S DEAD OMG HEY GUESS WHAT I JUST GOT KILLED ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS GAME IS RETARDED OMG I CANT STOP TALKING ARE YOU DEAD YET?????"

Mosquito Ringtone by Anonomous1004846247924 November 23, 2009

mosquito gangbanged 

when misquitos eat you alive and you get bitten multiple times you have been mosquito gangbanged.

" holy fuck I just got mosquito gangbanged out there"

mosquito gangbanged by pseudonm5 June 19, 2017

Mosquito emailer 

Somebody who persistently sends many annoying and often unnecessary emails, often rehashing discussions that had previously ended.

Greg from Accounts sent me another email about that invoice that had already been paid - the guy's a real mosquito emailer.

Mosquito emailer by secretwombat September 30, 2019

Mosquito Bites

(n.)(adj.)Small ass tities on a girl. Small boobs. Stuff those damn things. The 'Confusion' between a womans chest and little bumps formed on the skin. Usually an insult.

"That lovely woman has a nice bottom, but Mosquito Bites for tits." "Are those Mosquito Bites on your chest or your boobies?"

Mosquito Bites by Richard I. March 13, 2007