a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022
Get the Mortmug. 
Me: Mort
My friend: what?
My friend: what?
by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019
Get the Mortmug. Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!
If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
Get the Mortmug. The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
Get the Mortmug. by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021
Get the Mortmug. Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills
by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025
Get the mortmug.