Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low]

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.

"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.

by Henry III May 26, 2014

mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

Molten_Freddy0414

The best Nib a Nib can ask for, kindest person ever, people can love him to death

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by Nib Nib <3 April 15, 2021

Monteirism

Monteirism, also Mounterism, is an off-compass lib-left ideology that advocates self-management-self-government and bookchin communalism in order to turn humanity into highly evolved beings and evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and reach a high level of being and existence. Monteirism is characterized by its support on extraphysicism, divinialism, quantumism, psionicism, transcendentialism and spiritualicism for accomplish the goal to evolve humanity into a highly evolved species and turn humanity into an spiritual-extraphysical species. Monteirism is also characterized by its support on anunnakism, esoterocracy, spiritocracy, state spiritualism, ultraleftism and anti-atheism and for its support on full countering on capitalism, fascism, atheism, positivism, physicalism, materialism, neoliberalism and anti-theism and for advocate the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist and extraphysicalist education and by spiritualization politics and by the transition into an extraphysicist and divinialist society. Monteirism also supports search for gods and extraphysical life and supports the development of technodeism, scientific deism and deistology to accomplish its goals.

"I had an arguing about monteirism with a friend of mine, because he kept saying that monteirism is an extremely obscure ideology, but I told him that monteirism is obscure because it's not well known and it should be more promoted until it become well known and humanity start to develop means to turn itself into a highly evolved species based on how highly evolved beings actually are."

by Full Monteirism May 8, 2021

Montecalvo

they are the jack of all trades

the montecalvo's are godd at every thing

by hotshot52 April 1, 2007

Marteh

The marteh is the cutest creature known to human kind,
it is usually seen about 7pm in front of a computer moniter and is becoming nocturnal of late.

Please take care whilst eating chocolate around him or he may Nom it all.

That Marteh is so cute i must snuggle it!

by Tehee May 29, 2008

Martell

A goat a king a guy that no one can beat with the hands he is loyal loving and he will beat up anyone who try’s to fight him he has a big dick that will destroy any girl and is a really great kisser

Omg Martell is so daddy-ish

by Jessicathecracker October 15, 2019