Mosquito Bloke

The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.

"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

moquote

n' a 1.fictitious quote that is created to emulate what one thinks a person or group would say in a situation. Often associated with untruthiness but is not necessarly so. 2. a mock quote... moquoting, moquoted.

Jonathan moquoted the 47% by saying "because earning is so haaarrrrrd"

by Godotx September 18, 2012

Morquibba

The Australian racing driver Mark Webber, only said in the way people of his native country pronounce his name.

Person 1: Did you watch the race, who won?
Person 2: Mark Webber.
Person 1: Oh, you mean Morquibba?
Person 2: Yes, yes I do.

by copersucar November 12, 2012

Mosquito ting

A gyal that always trying to suck a nigga, like a mosquito

Sapphire wouldn't stop hitting my line last night. She a mosquito ting fr bruv.

by coolman4200 July 11, 2018

mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Mooquin

One of the sexiest human beings alive on earth. Their name is unique and usually introverted due to different circumstances but they have gigantic ballsack that secrets and radiates chad enzymes and waves all over the place making men erect and women wet like Lakshmi Bellapukondas eyes after teaching seizure class in school.

I love being a Mooquin.

Mooquin is what it means to be complete in life.

I have Mooquin sex with my among us friends

by sexcgayniggersinouterspace March 8, 2021

moqindze

It's when you steal (moqindze) something from (for example) a shop.
It directly means "Steal it"

-george moqindze (STEAL IT) that orange real quick, quickly, no one's watching.
-moqindze(STEAL) moqindze(STEAL) QUICK MAN, GO

by YANGYIN May 26, 2021