monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.

Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut

by Matt Rose January 28, 2007

funne monkee

one of the greatest lyrical arts of human history

a dude: "funne monkee"
a dude 2: "you are now CEO of CEO"

by whyamibrowsingthissite October 15, 2020

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

Monika

When you delete something or someone

Me: *deletes a game*
My friend: >:0 you little monika

by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019

monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.

popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt

by remt April 28, 2007

Monke

Monke

Monke

by Emerson-is-gay March 14, 2021

Monkesexual

It means your'e straight but think monkes are cool

I am monkesexual but not sexually attracted to monke

by Im not monkecist May 17, 2021