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Missionary

I don't know missionary
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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missionary anal

when you stick your big ah veiny ah dih inside of the chocolate starfish, then proceed to queef out the asshole
damn trey, i just took a huge ass shit. you wanna fuck me missionary and then stick it in my ass in the missionary anal position to fingerpaint the sheets with my shit.
by 669cherrybombTK September 3, 2025
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feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it
greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary
by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025
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Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.
Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.
by S3xninja September 20, 2025
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three minute missionary

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"
by Nozziee May 31, 2018
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Trans-Missionary

A member of the LGBTQ+ community that spreads the word of the LGBTQ+ ideology to any and all around them, whether or not anyone asked or if it's even relevant to the topic of conversation.

Characteristics defined by this offshoot of the LBGTQ+ community members include;

- Self insertion into conversations
- Heavily argumentative

- Unapologetically annoying
- Their sexuality being their one and only personality trait
- Prone to virtue signalling
- Resorts to childish insults when met with logical debate or factual evidence
Person 1# "So today I had a Trans-Missionary tell me that my hair style is cultural appropriation"

Person 2# "Really? What did you say?"

Person 1# "I told them that their septum piercing and coloured hair is also a form of cultural appropriation and as a result was met with insults based on the colour of my skin"
by Namdrater August 27, 2021
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