3 definitions by Topdeck

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary
Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused
by Topdeck June 25, 2015
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Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by Topdeck August 21, 2022
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Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time
Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad
by Topdeck June 25, 2015
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