Definitions by Topdeck

Top Deck 

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.

"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck

Top Deck by TopDeck August 20, 2022

non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary

Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused

non-missionary by Topdeck July 4, 2015

ungrateful turd 

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time

Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad

ungrateful turd by Topdeck July 4, 2015