midget toss

The act of you and a bunch of buddies getting together and seeing who can throw or launch a midget, dwarf or baby the furthest.

COCKSUCK!!! he hit 30 fucking feet on that last midget toss!

by bt February 20, 2003

Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011

Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.

Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.

by Alex Stacy August 23, 2007

midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

by livelovesmoke April 16, 2009

Midget Spin

To have sex with a midget (dwarf, elf, small person, mini-me, etc.) by lying flat, positioning them on your cock and spinning them until you cum.

"I see you have a kid, how'd that work with her tall father?"
"We did a midget spin"
"...Wanna go for a spin?"

by DRCBTS December 31, 2008

Midgley

A squeaker fart with odiferous staying power. Everyone denies doing it but since there's no dog to blame it on they all pretend it doesn't exist. After Thomas Midgley Jr., inventor of leaded gas and CFC's whose work left an environmental stink that was ignored for decades.

After our bean dinner the room was pervaded by a world-class Midgley which we all ignored.

by GypsyJudy April 21, 2007

walk the midget

an incognito way of telling your lady friend you would like to have sex.

"Hey baby, do you want to walk the midget?"

by topsy crets December 1, 2007