Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

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marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

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Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

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marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard

Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!

by JOSHB February 2, 2015

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a person so hell bent on patriotism and 'merica emotionally that all reason and/or logical thought can not be understood, processed or ever accepted. Usually starts drooling whenever Lee Greenwood starts playing.

Bubba was explained the meaning of freedom but being a 'Meritard prevented him from understanding

by Higbittytoes July 28, 2015

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Mermiricorn

A mythical creature that is half mermaid, half vampire, half unicorn, and extremely poor at math.

Emmy: Well poo, that "mermire" entry is from 2005 and we sit here thinking we had a revolutionary idea.
Seth: Okay, but has anybody invented a mermiricorn yet?

by sradner November 22, 2016

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