The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

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Maheata

(Ma-he-ah-ta) A gift from the heavens, the beauty of the islands and the beauty of the Tahitian culture. This is a name that surpasses all others, with this name comes a beautiful reputation to uphold, showing love and respect for yourself and others. Knowing who you are and whre you come from and where you are going. Keeping focused, being an example for good and inspiring others to be the best they can be. She is full of compassion and understanding, Recognizing the potential that is within every person and helping them cultivate it and become more than they ever thought they could be.

Maheata

by Tahauri May 25, 2011

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madeaux

French for Mad o

Obi:Buhari just donated his wealth to fight Covid-19
Ruthelle: madeaux !

by DrNOVA April 3, 2020

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makea

A name. Its meaning being a Warrior princess. Though a beautiful name, it is a rare one. Treat every Makea with kindness, and you shall receive kindness back from them. Most Makea's are intelligent, leaders, and try their best to be responsible (though are rarely successful).

I was sitting all alone at lunch today, and Makea came and talked to me.

by The._.Smart._.One September 3, 2018

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Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

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