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Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"
by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018
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5k marathon

When someone is confused about distance and middle distance running and calls a 5k a 5k Marathon.
5k= 5,000 meters on a road/track/cross country/etc 3.1 miles

A Marathon is 42.195 kilometers or 26.2 miles.
The Marathon has Legendary roots.

According to ancient Greek history, the original marathon was ran by a Legendary soldier Pheidippides (Philippides) from a battlefield near the town of Marathon, Greece, to Athens in 490 B.C.

According to lore, he died shortly after the delivery.

5k=3.1mi
1/2 Marathon=13.1mi
10k=6.2
Marathon=26.2

The Marathon is not a 5k or 10k, but there are often Half Marathon races on Marathon race day.
Average Joe, “I just ran my first 5k marathon. I have never run that far in my life!”
Track Star, “smh..”
by WinForTheLord September 6, 2022
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8 shot marathon

When one consumes 8 shots of any alcohol in rapid succesion at 1 a.m. or later and proceeds to run a distance of at least 2 miles
Holy shit I heard Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 30 minutes!
by dickdrizzle69 December 15, 2012
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marathon

The game company Bungie's first game.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.
computer-Ready to transport.

Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.

Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking
by Philip Miller April 23, 2005
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Marathong

To "marathong" is the act of wearing a thong (g-string) over an elaborated period of time

A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.

As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A:"shirly jones is fi-iine, i'm thinking of inviting the bitch round for a lil sum-sum"

B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"

A: "That shit is nasty"

B: "Word"
by obamafan1234456 March 25, 2009
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marathoning

This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.

First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.

Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)

For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.

Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.

A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017
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jewish marathon

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"
by Andy Lama November 13, 2010
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