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Marble Cake 

Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.

Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."

This is similar to Felching.
I can't believe you ate that Marble Cake!
Marble Cake by 12345Anonymous54321 November 19, 2007
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Auto racing term for a ball of rubber on the track that has come off of a tire. Usually used in the plural. Multiple marbles take over entire racing lanes on the outside of normal racing grooves or lanes. Marbles decrease grip, causing cars to crash in corners. Drivers compare driving on marbles to driving on ice.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has been making great time on the high side. But that was too high. He got up into the marbles and slapped the wall.
marble by wordguy2 March 14, 2010

marblecake

When, upon performing anal sex, semen and shit are mixed.
Dominic asked that his boyfriend not wipe, then proceeded to marblecake him.
marblecake by Rukis Croax July 25, 2008

Marble Row 

Reference to a row of marble headstones in a cemetary when somebody is smoking a Marlboro Red cigarette.
If you keep smoke'n those Marlboros you'll end up in a Marble Row.
Marble Row by bcogden February 6, 2009

marlesia 

Marlesia is sexy, confident, wear her heart on her sleeve. She is a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets, she can be the sweetest person you know but Dont mess with hers because she turns into a beast, she is beauty and the beast all in one
Every man needs and wants a Marlesia
marlesia by QTΠ4Eva January 7, 2017

morning marble 

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.
Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble
morning marble by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

polishing the marble 

Dancing with extraordinary grace, skill, style and/or speed. Used in reference to folk dancing of the Mediterranean region of Europe, primarily that of Greece and Ancient Greece, including Pontos and Asia Minor.
Look at Dimitri's exceptional footwork, he is polishing the marble.