Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.

I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.

by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011

Maggie

Maggies are nice and down to earth. She will keep your secrets even from the people she's close to, but she might have some secrets of her own. She's sincere and hates the suffering of others because she knows real pain. When you first meet Maggies they might seem like the shy scene girl, but when you get to know them they're crazy. They're always smiling even if they're breaking inside. If people tell them they're pretty they will deny it because they really don't see it. They might have/want some tattoos or piercings and hate it when people judge them for it. Maggies are short with naturally brown hair, but they may secretly or not so secretly want to change it. She only sees her flaws and can't understand why people like her. She might seem sweet, but if you get on her bad side she'll destroy you. She's a loyal friend, but is always scared that her friends secretly hate her. Maggies are easily hurt and even the tiniest insult can shatter what little confidence she has. She won't let anyone know if she's suffering and will cry in the shower or at night so no one can hear her. Even if she wants to ask for help she won't because she is terrified of what people think and that the people she love will leave her. It is common for Maggies to have low self-esteem and be very insecure. She gets good grades, but doesn't think she's smart. She will apologize way too much even for the stupidest things.

Emily: I can't believe you're friends with Maggie, she's such a freak. She doesn't even like Justin Bieber, and do you see what she wears it's always some weird band shirt.

Abby: So? She's nice, and isn't a huge backstabber like a ton of other people.

Emily: I heard she cuts herself though.

Abby: Well no one's perfect. And do you know she cuts or are you just stereotyping her.

Emily: It'd hard not too she has purple hair and a pierced lip and eyebrow. Why are you defending her?!?

Abby: Because she's my friend.

Emily: Ugh! (Storms off)

Maggie: (Standing around the corner and hears everything) *Thinks* She actually cares.

by MyImmortal123 July 7, 2012

maggot

Baby fly

A maggot ( larva)

was growing up.

by JulianDB January 2, 2017

maggie moons

A mission in which you press your bare ass up against the window of your local Maggie Moo's, stunning the employees, then jump in a car as your friend quickly drives off.

Contarlo, Operation "Maggie Moons" was a success tonight!

by Steven R. November 22, 2007

Maggie

Maggie is probably one of the best people you've ever met. Very, very, very intelligent with a funny sense of humor. She can be very inappropriate at times, but that's just her way of relating to others. Skinny, petite, normally with brown hair and brown eyes. Shes a tomboy, but not so much that she can't relate with other girls. She's definitely an introvert, but as you spend more time with her, she'll start opening up to you. If you ever date this wonderful girl, you better keep her. Break her heart, you will wish you didn't. She has a very specific type when she's looking for love, which isnt a good thing for the guys, but good for her.

Dude: OML NO WAY!!! MAN, THATS MAGGIE!
Man: Oh my gosh, dude. She's so cool. She totally relates with us.
Preppy girl: Is that Maggie? Ew, look at her shirt! Is that a hand-me-down?
Lady: Nah, you're just jealous because she gets more guys than you do.
Preppy girl: Um, no I'm not. *tries to hide the fact that she's jealous*

by HeyItsTrinity July 23, 2017

maggot

1. A term (in Australia) that refers to alcoholic intoxication, but specifically to a level of drunkeness that includes loss of co-ordination, vomiting and soiling yourself.

1. "I drank so much last night! I was fucking maggot!"

by lotsofpinash May 14, 2007

ds_mods_are_maggots

Is a name given to describe someone who is banned from a popular forum and then joins minor forums to rant and rave in order to be noticed. Adopts a 'female'persona but is really a male (of sorts). It froths at the mouth whilst spamming inaccurate paranoid assumptions that everyone is a troll. Does not understand the meaning of the word 'irony'. Also has an unhealthy interest in incestuous relationships using examples of such as a means of abuse. Suffers from manic depression and alcohol abuse. Reads the Daily Star for inspiration.

ds_mods_are_maggots should not be taken seriously - they are for amusement purposes only

de_mods_are_maggots are an example of what you could become if you stop taking the tablets

by Agatha Christie February 28, 2008