pimp lotion

pimp lotion is a nickname for sperm

last night i jerked off and got pimp lotion all over myself

by pimp daddy dollars March 4, 2005

lotion

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.

by Bix September 24, 2003

sun tan lotion

stuff crackers put on their skin because they are pussies so they dont get burned

i put on sun tan lotion so i didnt burn

by Nate Garrow February 11, 2009

Lotionose

Person who can recognize EVERY lotion scent on your body because they way-too-frequently go to Bath and Body Works to smell things.

"Wow Bree! How did you know I was wearing Moonlight Path?!"
"Well my lotionose can recognize it because I own EVERY B&B Works product EVER!"

by Ellen Moore November 28, 2007

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

lotia

A person that may be described as weird or crazy. Or a person doing a task or job without any common sense (i.e. putting one's hand on hot stovetop).

Hey, look at that lotia over there!

If he is seriously dressed like that he must be a lotia.

Don't put your hand in the toaster you Lotia!

by Gary_2010 August 2, 2010