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library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.
I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.
by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015
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liria

The name of the most beautiful, lovely, intelligent woman.
They usually find favor for Andrews!
Wow! Liria is just about a perfect person!
by Gambinoish Child June 2, 2018
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Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.
Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."
by DIII July 25, 2008
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libralist

A political movement to defend free speech and to promote classic liberalism. It is a splinter group skepticism. It was created by Carl Benjamin aka sragon of akkad
That dude over there is a libralist. He woke as fuck to the real world
by Libralalex February 11, 2018
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LiBrAdO

LiBraDo is the kindest most perfectest bf a girl could ask for. He’ll always stay by ur side and comfort u and try to cheer u up when ur down. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet and always will make u laugh. He will eat or drink anything on a dare cuz after all 20 bucks is 20 bucks. his smile is radioactive and he’s so hot that the government should put up a warning sign for people to stay 10 ft away due to radiation and release of heat.
YOOOO LiBrAdOs lit
by wiltingflower34 February 28, 2019
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Sneaky Librarian

Slamming a book shut on someone's junk while they are asleep.
My husband wouldn't stop snoring so I got a dictionary and gave him a sneaky librarian.
by FNG2UD April 20, 2010
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Librarianism

When one has sexual fantasies about books. During the day.
I'm gonna get dirty with 'Religion in Contemporary Japan.' You're librarianism is off the charts.
by Librarian Barian Starian March 16, 2009
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