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butt-laid by Notgetnbuttlaid June 12, 2010
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Internet Laid
Receiving copious amounts of likes and accolades on social media outlets i.e. Facebook and Instagram.
Person 1: Yo, did you see that new picture of Cortez running with the bulls in Pamplona?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's so getting internet laid right now.
Internet Laid by FAB! August 9, 2017
First To Comment, Last To Get Laid
When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo
First To Comment, Last To Get Laid by qdnh92 October 17, 2012
best laid plans
The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"
This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"
"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.
Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!
best laid plans by fronkzippo July 1, 2010