kruft

The substance which resides on the bottom of one's asshole, formed by a mixture of old remaining feces, dried up male love seed and the fluffy remains from underwear. Recent developments in anal science have concluded that kruft is the main cause for an itchy anus. Vaseline comes in handy to ease the itch and prevent the eager to dig in the asshole.

Herbert: "Please try to pull out in time, i cannot handle another kruft attack!"
Bob: "How do I remove this terrible itch on my anus?"
Doctor: "Either wipe your ass, block you asshole for intimate male encounter, or stop wearing underwear."

by Rogier K August 22, 2008

krotec

The cream of the motherfucking cream.

This cheese is delicious. Definitely Krotec.

by Whaaaaaaaat January 6, 2014

krosty

a person who is the queen of jokers, mostly in her own world of imagination.

You joke me out all the time! You're such a Krosty!

by Kaute October 20, 2015

Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage

I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019

Krotchal

The part of the population that is neither/mix of both a gromical and a shrat.

Everyone in this world is either a gromical or a shrat... unless you're a krotchal,

by Morgan_Rose99 March 8, 2022

kraft dinner

Student chow. (Also known as KD)

I'm nearly out of money, so I'm going to be living on Kraft Dinner this week.

by Eugene206 January 4, 2007

kraft

a gay mother fucker

dude, JT is being such a Kraft

by Anonymous January 18, 2003