Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

klench

The penultimate kek. Only one step below a "klonch"

I klenched so hard last night when Alec inted my bot lane for the seventeenth time! Hes so DOG!

by King Kekker April 9, 2021

Kleidi

Kleidi is a hunky madlad, he has the largest dick in the world.

You also don't wanna mess with him or he'll bash you.

"Hey have you seen Kleidi"
"Yeah he's over there bashing a year 7"

by bruh bloke November 5, 2019

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

kleinzy

Kleinzy (noun) : A middle aged man that has the ability to perform athletic feats of a 20 year old. A kleinzy has none of the physical trappings of the aged. His physical ability at that age are rare and wondering. A kleinzy embodies all that is young,youthful and vibrant. A kleinzy defies typical boundary of thought mind and spirit.

A kleinzy can be a person who is, or otherwise wishes to be one. A example of a kleinzy is Lance Armstrong.

by Craig Guido July 4, 2010

Calvin Kleining

Cocaine and ketamine together

Yo, Sarah! That's not just ketamine, its coke too... Damn Sarah, you're Calvin Kleining!

by CLAMILLION September 25, 2018