One who types really loudly and obnoxiously and seems as if they are beating the keyboard. One who slams their fingers on to each key that you could hear them type from two doors down.
by CCA October 29, 2005
Get the Keyboard Attackermug. The act of boiling your computer keyboard and slowly inserting it into your anal prolapse for maximum pleasure, boil the keyboard in Motor Oil
by Get It Right Carl January 8, 2015
Get the Steaming Keyboardmug. Some one who makes/uses agressive words against some one on the interenet (especially msn and forums. Usally a quiet small natured persopn in real life.
by Sharky February 24, 2005
Get the keyboard warriormug. 90% of the content of Urban Dictionary
There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
Get the keyboard diarrheamug. to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
by the next mozart February 4, 2014
Get the rusty keyboardmug. Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
Get the diarrhea of the keyboardmug. keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2
death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019
Get the Keyboard catmug.