kelan is a nice/cool person. also he can be weird and misleading at some points. get to know him and he will always make you laugh. he is not muscular but has a big heart. he has stunning blue eyes and is awesome to be around sometimes.
dude 1: "hey do you want to go out?"
girl 1: "nah i got me a kelan!"
dude 1:"Damn, i wish i was a kelan!"
girl 1: "nah i got me a kelan!"
dude 1:"Damn, i wish i was a kelan!"
by awesomeperson1989 February 8, 2018
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One time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.
"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"
"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"
by oneheartonemind October 24, 2011
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When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.
"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"
by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011
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Get the Kelan mug.A sexist and runs on a social hierarchy but it’s still a pretty lit school. A place where everyone knows eveything about everyone (even teachers). Where teachers are more likely to date with each other than students
by Tobitthedif October 20, 2017
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by KziegR May 23, 2018
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