Kamikaze Roast

Roasting yourself, and that person

boy:u have no life
you:i have no life but you simply have so much of a more shitty of a life that you dont have a no life
backround:oooohhh he just kamikaze roast you

by periroast August 27, 2016

The Kamikaze Steam Mop

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.

I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!

by NW and BJ February 23, 2014

Colombian kamikaze

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.

Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.

by Greg Just Greg December 29, 2015

kamikaze

Crazy Muthafuka, someone who does something totally insane.

He just jumped off the roof into the pool?? That Kamikaze!!

by Fitzie Sensei September 14, 2005

chinese kamikaze

1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.

The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?

by 370 e August 3, 2010

kamikaze

A word used to mean its cold outside.

Chris: Its bloody freezing this morning!
Trev: Yeah mate, its kamikaze
Chris: eh?
Trev: There's a nasty nip in the air!
Chris: LOL GENIUS

by Chubbster July 17, 2011

kamikaze vomit comet

The act of vomitting onto a group of people.

Freddy ran into the crowded room and had a ferocious kamikaze vomit comet all over the place.

by Carl C March 20, 2008