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Juniata High School

A backwards school.With a retarded principal known as Mr.Apple who slapped a child in 2011.And is back somehow and continued working.
Guy 1:Did you see Juniata High School
Guy 2:Yes I heard abot that school.The principla there slapped a kid
by Judas Priest the 2nd February 19, 2012
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Knox Junior High

School where all the whites kids think they're black and the black kids want to be white. Mexicans eat spicy chips and think they are bad. White girls are basic asf and walk around in lulu lemon and gucci belts. basically hell.
Kid 1: Wow Knox Junior High is hell on earth
Kid 2: *hits juul*
Kid 1: kys
by ClimateChange December 2, 2019
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junipers knot

It's an odd term really, Juniper's Knot resembles a lot fencing, though it being much more mental than physical.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
Person A : Hey man, the other day I caught this girl who was stalking me with a Juniper's Knot, she didn't expect it!

Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
by Ruvingheim October 19, 2019
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the jingle that lives rent free in your head!
hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?
by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023
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JuniusThaddeus

An alternative name of Michaeldsuarez an ex-user on Wikipedia who got banned after his cyber-stalking and obsessive trolling on Encyclopedia Dramatica was discovered.

Michaeldsuarez clearly suffered from many mental issues, we can guess he also had low self esteem in real life (hence his desire to escape into fantasy RPG's which he wrote about so much and the internet of course which he used so much) and an inflated ego was among them but the major issue he had was internet addiction disorder. Michael clearly suffered from a superiority complex too and made it his goal to rise through all Wikias possible.

At some point in his pathetic cyber-life, Michael had some disputes with some other users (one of whom led to Michael being perma IP banned from Wikipedia, a rare occurrence indeed but we'll get to that in a minute) who managed to slip around Wikipedia's policies to troll Michael. Michael did what any typical butthurt Wikipedian would do in response: he ran to Encyclopedia Dramatica and made an entire page dedicated to his nemesis (Fæ) which was later discovered by Wikipedia's admins leading to Michael's perma IP ban from the wiki. This wasn't a first as Michael had done this before against other people he hated.

Michael's obsession of Wikipedia didn't stop however as he kept using his talk page to moan about his ban. This led to one mod just removing this feature so his account couldn't do anything.
Still butthurt at Fae, Michael spent over three years on the Fae's Encyclopedia article, updating it all the way into 2014 whilst in denial that he was mentally ill as he wrote the next wall of text about his nemesis. Michael took Wikias very seriously to the point where he always wanted to get his way and stormed off in a strop to Encyclopedia when he didn't. A hypocrite who condemned trolls on Wikipedia but was a troll off-site, Michael will forever be remembered as an incredible idiot.

Michael's current whereabouts are unknown. He vanished several months ago now from his account JuniusThaddeus on Encyclopedia. It is now believed he's dead or in therapy for his internet addiction. A popular rumour states that he went into the big wide world for the first time in years at night time. During his journey down a dark alleyway, he was ambushed by three big black men who had their cocks almost bursting out of the zippers of their jeans. They proceeded to TP (triple penetrate) Michael in his asshole which not only stretched his anus to a wide circumference but completely ruptured his colon leading to internal bleeding and an inner infection. Michael was left on the ground, unable to move from the ridiculously hard anal pounding he had just received and slowly bled to death through his anus as the men released their final load in him simultaneously roaring with laughter as they did so. Some say that one of the men continued, skull fucking Michael to death.
by blablsk September 20, 2014
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Rio Norte Junior High

Rio Norte Junior High is full of sad lost little bitches who think they're cool. They smoke weed and vape and yike to make it seem like they're cool when in reality their parents are too rich to actually give a fucking shit about their life. They will most likely become drug addicts and end up failing in life because their body is so used up and tired from being a slut. Girls and boys act like they're 20 when in reality they're 13 and 12 and really need to start acting their fucking age. There is only a small amount of good people who realise what weed and vape can do to you and they're treated like actual fucking shit. The 7th grade tree and 8th grade wall are both very fucking stupid. It does make you FUCKING COOL to smoke weed and vape it makes you seem like a FUCKING LOSER who will end up on the streets. Their parents don't give a flying fuck about their future and they don't care about how they will turn up.
Girl #1: why is she vaping?
Girl #2: oh, she's from Rio Norte Junior High School and her parents don't exactly give a shit
by TheTruth358 April 19, 2018
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