betsey johnson

Betsey Johnson is a female fashion designer who grew up in Wethersfield, CT, and now lives and designs from her Mexican Villa, Betseyville. She is known for her unique and funky clothes, which often include animal prints or other interesting details. She is also famous for her trademark blonde hair with bangs.

What is she thinking with that hair cut? Only Betsey Johnson can pull that off.

by BetseyJohnson January 11, 2008

S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 May 1, 2011

Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

Law of Gus Johnson

The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.

Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.

by Your all idiot's April 20, 2011

maureen johnson

a performance artist in the east village in the musical rent. maureen craves attention. prior to rent, she dated mark cohen but then borke up with him and is now dating joanne jefferson. they have an on-again, off-again relationship.

"maureen johnson, just back frlom her spectacular one night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will perform native american tribal chants, backward, through her vocoder, while accompanying herself on the electric cello. which she aint never studied"

maureen: "this diva needs her stage!"

by iron_man June 23, 2006

johnson sauce

1. seminal fluid
2. cum
3. skeet skeet skeet!

i bet the tube sock next to his bed is filled with johnson sauce!

by lllllllcKlllllll April 15, 2008

johnten

a ship name for Johnny and Ten, members of the kpop group, NCT.

a work of art

“omg, johnten is so real”
“i wish i had a relationship like johnten”

by nctrash October 11, 2017