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Johannes

This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!
by >Johannes December 5, 2022
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English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
by s.auer February 6, 2023
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A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
“That guys style really screams old money.”
Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023
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The greatest being who has ever lived on Earth in the past 1500 years.
Bucky: Wow Johannes is so cool!
Ania: Yeah, he's so awesome.
Damsy: He inspires me greatly.
by JohannesRequiemMBW July 24, 2023
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Johanne is the popular girl in school and quite possibly a secret agent. She’s either very white (in some cases) or very dark (in other cases) finding a Johanne is very rare to find as she takes things very seriously and doesn’t take crap from anybody. She is packed with passive aggressiveness and is a strong mighty bulldog!
Oh yeah that’s THE Johanne.
by 2 girls 1 Bathtub November 21, 2023
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Has a big ass but no fucking dick.
Johannes = Dickless Boy
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.
a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025
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