kalix jace martinez

a lawyer that every girl wants

kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams

by bnflpp October 18, 2021

Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.

Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut

by Zedoric July 16, 2019

Madison Thinkabelle Jace

The best girlfriend ever to exist, she's one of a kind and will bring a smile to your face whenever. She's the cutest most adorable girl ever and you'll be lucky to ever meet her. She also makes you feel comfortable which I love about her, and her personality as a whole is amazing. Sure her spelling mistakes can be stupid, but they're funny and she should know how much she means to me because I love her so much <3

Madison Thinkabelle Jace is the most unique girl to ever exist. She's also mine <3

by zay <3 March 24, 2023

Diva Jacee

Itinerant loafabout in Illinois who enjoys blowing Texx, YAWM, Teh Brit and Thomas.

The Diva Jacee's heart quickened when he saw Texx's soiled thong.

by Nancy September 22, 2003

Jaced

When some one gets hit with something very hard like an scooter, shovel, ect.

John: "Hey did you hear ? Hailey jaced Ciera with an scooter"
Dan: "No I didn't hear"

by IMightBri May 16, 2014

Jace Roman Foster

Big green eyes, red hair, a striking appearance. Anyone could fall for him. But his connection with his bestest friend, Argie, is so strong that people have even shipped them.
A healer by nature, he'll listen to all your problems and help you through them. Everyone needs a Jace in their life.

(urban please post this ive seen way more specific ones. please i beg of you, this will make my year. i BEG of you)

Jace Roman Foster, i would die for you. I love you with all my being, please stay safe.

by Argie S. November 27, 2018

Jace

She is a sad and a lonely person who likes to isolate herself from other people. They like to be away from the crowd. To be honest she doesn’t have that much friends but the few she has a real friends.

Did you see Jace she looks lonely.

by Person who doesn’t like people November 28, 2018