by bnflpp October 18, 2021
Get the kalix jace martinezmug. A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
by Zedoric July 16, 2019
Get the Jace the Mind Sculptormug. The best girlfriend ever to exist, she's one of a kind and will bring a smile to your face whenever. She's the cutest most adorable girl ever and you'll be lucky to ever meet her. She also makes you feel comfortable which I love about her, and her personality as a whole is amazing. Sure her spelling mistakes can be stupid, but they're funny and she should know how much she means to me because I love her so much <3
by zay <3 March 24, 2023
Get the Madison Thinkabelle Jacemug. by Nancy September 22, 2003
Get the Diva Jaceemug. Jace is an easygoing gal who drinks vodka sprite at Wednesdays and pretends to be sick during Monday sickness. She pretends like Carrie Bradshaw of Sex and the City even if she’s living in Tondo.
She is very dependable and very supportive to her friends. Takes fashion seriously and can easily get rambunctious. She used to be promiscuous but is now graduated to it. She still make sex jokes most of the time.
She is very dependable and very supportive to her friends. Takes fashion seriously and can easily get rambunctious. She used to be promiscuous but is now graduated to it. She still make sex jokes most of the time.
by imnotjasonvoorhees November 23, 2021
Get the Jacemug. Jace is a bloody legend
by Ya_boii_jace April 24, 2019
Get the Jacemug. Jace is the sexiest man alive a great boyfriend and can pull all the hot thicc girls. He also loves to fish and is kinda tall with blue eyes and blonde hair. All the girls like him. He is the best football player on the team and most popular and cool guy.
Oh Jace is so hot 🥵
by Anthony650nline February 26, 2021
Get the Jacemug.