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iPhoneography

1. A purely digital photographic process using Apple's iPhone camera as the primary tool, either as a hobby or simply out of fancy, in capturing and creating photographic images, which may or may not be edited from within the iPhone using built-in third-party applications or on the computer with full-fledged digital imaging software to approximate or appropriate the visual style of lomography or the Polariod, and then shared online via web upload or through email, or even as a printout.

2. The act or practice of snapping quick digital pictures and performing post-processing and sharing from within the mobile phone itself, not only with an iPhone camera, but also with all the other camera hardware and software of all other mobile phones of different makes, brands and models.
1. The art and technology of iPhone photography is iPhoneography.

2. The one who conducts iPhoneography is an iPhoneographer.

3. IPhoneography can be considered the new digital equivalent of lomography and Poloroid photography.
by dominiquejames February 23, 2010
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Iphone Glare

The look that appears on an iphone users face when they attempt to do the once relatively quick and painless task of sending a text message with their phone.
Classic example of the iphone glare:

Person 1: What are you so angry about?

Person 2: I'm just trying to send a fucking text on my fucking iphone but my fat fucking fingers keep hitting the wrong fucking tiny fucking letter and then the stupid fucking predictive text really fucks me over.
by lolololondon February 24, 2010
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iPhone

The phone created by Apple Inc. It was designed in California, but the phone itself although popular, is a piece of sh*t that sucks major donkey balls. Coined the iSuck by some people because it sucks. The phone is a smartphone that runs on iOS software. The current version is the iPhone 6 and 6 Plus, at $199 and $299, respectively. The iPhone 6 Plus is about 3/4 the size of an iPad mini, and is bendable. The iPhone 6 is smaller, but still a phablet. The Samsung galaxy note 3 and note 4 are big-ass phones as well, but you can do way more sh*t on them. For instance, on the note 4, you can literally have 2 apps open on the screen. I must give Apple credit for making the emoji library more defined than the emojis on android, but it doesn't even out the score. For 💩's (sh*t's) sake, get an android phone. You will thank me later. Of course, you are entitled to your own opinion, but don't say I didn't warn you…
Apple maniac: Didya get the new iPhone? It's amazing with… um… uhhhh—
Android supporter: NOTHING! I thought so.
by brs804 February 21, 2015
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iPhone

The iPhone, while being a relatively good phone is a piece of crap. It is behind the technology curve, although being new.

Apple claims the iPhone retina display is "new," although devices like the Nexus One and Nokia N900 have had displays like that for years.

People also call it a smartphone, although it runs a feature phone OS. In fact, the only reason the iPhone did well at all was because Apple made it, thus hundreds if not thousands of developers made mostly useless apps.

Other phone that have had apps include...well, pretty much every phone ever made...ever. A real smartphone would run Android, Windows Mobile, Linux, or Palm OS.

The front camera on the iPhone 4 is nothing new either. Nokia has been making phones with front cameras for at least 5 years, if not more.
Dude, I got an iPhone!

Dude, I got an N900, I can run firefox, run a full desktop operating system, I have a faster CPU, and a sliding keyboard. Oh look, a webcam and skype!
by I can afford an iphone. July 7, 2010
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iPhone haters

People that have good reason to hate the douchebaggery of those who purport their self-righteous sense of superiority because of a $150 appliance literally anyone can afford but choose not to lead of a life of complete jackassery. The iPhone's cost is a complete non-issue whereas it costs roughly the same as comparable smartphones which makes it very sad some iPhone dbags actually try to gratify themselves even more so by truly believing everyone else couldn't possibly allocate one week's pay to buy one like they so cleverly did.

Yes, iPhone haters have many reasons to hate these pretentious smug self-centered egomaniacs. Though it appears amazing iPhone haters can restrain themselves not to drill these morons in the suckhole when they can't function without reminding you how their shiny technology has saved them like that Jesus guy, it's probably because most iPhone haters actually possess some semblance of social discipline.
Tom: Hey guys, if you want I can split the bill on my iPhone and then load up an app to find a great place to get coffee.

Brian: Or I could just use basic arithmetic I learned in third grade, double and move the decimal point to the left for the tip and divide by 3 for the bill which I'm still capable of--unlike you apparently.

Mike: Ye, and I think the Beanery coffee shop around the corner would be great instead of randomly shaking one out of your app that's 10 miles from here.

Tom: You guys are just iPhone haters!

Brian: Yes. Yes we are. Now put it away for once and eat your food.
by TheMacGruber October 26, 2009
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iPhone 4S

An iPhone 4 with Siri.

It's so shit that it killed Steve Jobs.
Me: Siri, is iPhone 4S the best?

Siri: Yes. That's why you bought this.

Me: Then why did Steve Jobs die when the iPhone 4S was announced?

Siri: *Crashes*

*iPhone explodes* BOOM!!!

Me: Shit.
by likeordie November 15, 2011
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iPhoney

A cell phone which copies the look and features of an iPhone.
I heard that Samsung is coming out with an iPhoney this summer.
by SC Robinson June 23, 2008
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