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yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

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when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery
hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.
by alx potham January 29, 2008
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Cloust Infection

When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:

Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.

Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.

Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.

Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
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inflection

To receive from outside influence a need to fix problems of a mutually desirable outcome.
The Holy Spirit is the ultimate source of inflection because all he does is fix God's mistakes from only doing Good when there is a PERFECT universe he is not Good enough to Join by himself alone.
by Hellsprung December 12, 2017
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Inflection Klaxon

You type this in brackets when you say something that could be misinterpreted in textual form so as not to cause undue offence to people.

By putting this after phrases, you can easily banter someone on WhatsApp etc without them having a strop cos you think they're really digging you out.
Drew, you are such an absolute gimp inflection klaxon
by BigJM January 6, 2021
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Inflection

The emotional energy attached to the words you speak. The inflection of the word is changed by tone and or pronunciation that you use.
Okay is a multifaceted word that is mainly articulated by the inflection you use.
by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025
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Infectionery Treat

When a delicious treat gets covered with germs.
I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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Infection

An infection. There is something wrong and it is not psychological. It isn't my fucking work ethic. It isn't my dirty room Jordan. I can tell the difference between my own mind and the retards around me saying shit to annoy me.
Hym "It's a fucking infection. It got worse 1 and a half maybe 2 years ago. Has nothing to do with anything I'm saying about your piece of shit kids. If you weren't being treated like the only class of people in society that matter we wouldn't be having this 'you watching me get stalked and harassed' make them leave me alone or I will not leave your kids alone and I don't give a fuck if I will go to jail for it."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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