Impossibilities

Suck a corn nut soft

Just when you think there is are no impossibilities in life try to suck a corn nut soft!

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 21, 2023

Impossible

it is used to define the probability of Cristiano Ronaldo scoring a goal in the knockout stage of a major tournament

Messi : it is impossible to win this
Alvarez : no bueno it is not cristiano ronaldo yet

by idontknowwhyiamhere07 July 6, 2024

Impossible

it's literally impossible to hate Elisha. She's too kind for this world.

Elisha is impossible to hate. I love her so much.

by NotElisha November 18, 2019

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023