body integrity identity disorder

disorder where one person wants one of their limbs amputated and have sad feelings until the limb is removed.

She had Body integrity identity disorder, so she removed her left leg.

by dumb_child_with_no_life_at_all December 20, 2017

Identity V Emma Woods

A girl with brown hair, a quite messed up straw hat, and (possibly) a green-ish apron with patches on it. She is, most likey, 22 years old and known as the gardener in Identity V.

Person 1: Have you heard of Identity V Emma Woods?

Person 2: Yeah, she seems so cute!

by zendied December 20, 2020

teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger August 13, 2008

Wentzian Sexual Identity Crisis

The confusion of a straight person's sexual preference that is brought forth by an incredibly attractive person of the same sex.

Boy 1: Dude, he is so hot.
Boy 2: .....you have a girlfriend.
Boy 1: I know but just look at him!
Boy 2: *rolls eyes* Wentzian Sexual Identity Crisis?
Boy 1: Seems like it.

by Izbit July 05, 2011

Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.

Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic

by thatsochocolate November 17, 2015

co-dependent achievement identity

Any identity relying on one's ability to produce or achieve, but is often masked by the social acceptability that achievement provides.

Most people rely on co-dependent achievement identity when defining what it means to be successful.

by FLY Kelly November 24, 2020

product-induced isolation and identity

The comical marketing and social control strategy where corporations pay the media to make everyone consider themselves so superior they will feel disgusted of most other people and stop interacting with them and satisfy their innate need to interact with others by overconsuming products, and simultaneously feel so inferior they will buy products to raise their self-esteem and improve their identity. Thus, selling consumers products which satisfy their emotional needs have become as profitable as those which satisfy their physical needs.

He had read every book on his wall-to-wall bookshelf and was exceptionally intelligent, but like perhaps many Americans, Product-Induced Isolation and Identity got him to only interact with his family members, have only one or no friends, rarely interact with other human beings, and satisfy his innate need to interact with others by purchasing products—such as his automobile, from which he came to derived his self-esteem and identity, or his computer and mobile device which essentially replace in-person human interaction. To top it all of, he just got his master's degree online in Mass Humbuggery and Manipulation.

by but for August 09, 2018