1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively the little brother of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the mentally disabled brother that is left in the closet when company comes over.)
2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".
3. To reitterate,
A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.
B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.
C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.
2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".
3. To reitterate,
A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.
B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.
C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.
Life is random, so why shouldn't my iPod Shuffle playlist be?
I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle.
Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle!
I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle.
Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle!
by Aaron Silber May 26, 2005
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by TheWood17 May 13, 2005
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A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.
Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
by daddydoctor123 July 28, 2009
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Get the iPod Nazi mug.A)A topic on Urban Dictionary that people use to complain how much they hate iPods so fucking much, yet they waste their time not writing what it really is.
B)A portable device used to listen to music. It's lightwieght, and small enough to carry in your pocket. It comes in a variety of colors. You can charge it up from your computer, or buy cord to charge it up in your car.
B)A portable device used to listen to music. It's lightwieght, and small enough to carry in your pocket. It comes in a variety of colors. You can charge it up from your computer, or buy cord to charge it up in your car.
by TanikaC.S. April 20, 2007
Get the iPod mug.When listening to an Ipod with a friend, and they insist forcefully on choosing every song/video that you listen/watch. It is very annoying
by lolzizer14 May 18, 2009
Get the IPod Hitler mug.The switching of control over the iPod (or other mp3 device) playing through the stereo at a party by competing individuals, usually as an attempt to show superior musical taste. One involved in an iPod war will often sit by the iPod to keep others from obtaining control of the sound system. This same person will also tend to switch songs before one ends or play music inappropriate to the situation. (This reveals the true motive of showing off musical taste as opposed to simply allowing the party-goers to enjoy applicable music in its entirety.)
(Of Montreal is playing through the stereo at a party full of dancing suburban indie kids. A guest at the party wearing a backwards baseball cap plugs his iPod into the sound system and starts playing Ludacris. The guests stop dancing and look around confused.)
Geoff: Dude, that was such a hip track. Why'd he change it? I can't dance to this.
William: I agree. I'd say we should throw on some Dabrye from your iPod, but I don't want to start an iPod War.
Geoff: Dude, that was such a hip track. Why'd he change it? I can't dance to this.
William: I agree. I'd say we should throw on some Dabrye from your iPod, but I don't want to start an iPod War.
by wilskil June 25, 2007
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