humpsy

A dog that humps things more than a normal dog would.

Joe just got a new dog. That thing's quite humpsy.

by BrandonBrandon September 18, 2006

Humpty Dumpty

when you are sleeping at someone's house and you are really uncomfortable so you escape before they wake up.

I didnt want to say goodbye to her in the morning so I humpty dumpty-ed out of the house

by theweeeone August 19, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

A sex move; used when you are holding the female in the air while banging her. Just before you are about to cum, you drop the girl on the floor and jizz all over her. You then leave the scene.

Mark: Did you bang that chick I saw you with last night?

Nick: Yeah, but I saw no future in the relationship, so I gave her a Humpty Dumpty and left.

by CompSci2 October 12, 2010

Humpy

Gay slang from the 70s for hot. Hot enough to hump. That's all. You don't need muscles to be humpy, any kind of hot will do.

Lou Reed used it in "Street Hassle" (1978), "Ooh what humpy muscle/Call out the National Guard."

by VikingMI November 15, 2013

Humpty Dumpty

a person who re-defines words to suit himself, rather than using words the way the dictionary defines them.

From Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass":

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

Person 1: I'm hungry.

Person 2: You don't know the meaning of "hungry" till you've been starving like the hordes in the third world.

Person 3: Bullshit! Look it up in the dictionary, Humpty Dumpty!

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 26, 2010

cum humphrey

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008

Humphrey Bogart

Just as your about to ejaculate during sex you pull your penis out of your partner and you blow your load all over their face while saying, "Here's looking at you kid".

I did a Humphrey Bogart to that chick I slept with last night!!!

by BigDaddyMic September 6, 2012