homeless beat down escape

When you barely get away from getting your ass kicked by a homeless person.

Duder 1: "Hey broke ass! What you gonna do? Nice ratty ass wife beater. Go beg for change son!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude he's coming right for you. We can't get away dude, I'm pumping gas."

Homeless Dude: "What the fuck did you say man? I'll kick your ass."

Duder 1: "Me? Nothing man. I'd never talk shit to you. I didn't say anything dude."

Duder 2: "Holy shit that homeless guy was ripped. He would have beat the shit out of you. Nice homeless beat down escape though."

Duder 1: "Fuck dude why did you stop for gas? I almost died. And you would have just laughed you dickety!"

by westfalia January 19, 2010

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Hopeless romantic

someone that thinks of love passionately.

A hopeless romantic is someone who seeks an opportunity to share a piece of his/her's heart.

by criick3t June 30, 2006

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Hopeless Valley

A small town in Rhode Island known as Hope Valley, where the most dysfunctional people live. No one there will ever get an actual good job, let alone go to college. Usually hillbilly wannabes and juggalos reside here.

Welcome to hopeless valley, the worse small town on earth.

by Retribaby February 14, 2012

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Homelessexual

adj.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people without a home, therefore typically living on the streets
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people without a home, or between a people with a home and those without: homelessexual desire.

noun
a person who is sexually attracted to people without a home

"Danielle hasn't dated a guy with a job in two years, shes a total homelessexual"

by hithisisdanielle January 9, 2009

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