hornswoggled 

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

foot horn 

A dog that is small enough to be stepped on accidentally to make a sound afterwards.

Chihuahuas, Yorkshire Terriers, and Miniature Pinschers are foot horns.

foot horn by thisguyrightthere September 23, 2011

Dawn Horn

The massive boner that greets you every morning

Hey baby, you awake? I've been jabbing this dawn horn into your back for the last 20 minutes, you going to cooperate?

Dawn Horn by moostard September 5, 2009

horn attack 

when your horny you get a horn attack, and think about sexual labor.

Bayla: "OMG, why are you humping the pillow?"
Chrissy: "sorry i am having a horn attack!"

horn attack by Craylaa December 30, 2011

French Horn 

frenCH ˈhôrn
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of french origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Marcel had a very severe erection when he gave Gaston a french Horn.

French Horn by FrenchStewartHorn December 16, 2017

hornshwaggle 

To be screwed. To be ripped of in any way

I lost at poker therefore I was hornshwaggled

hornshwaggle by claybastard June 11, 2006

Horndog 

When a boy or girl is as horny as a male dog gets, when a female dog nearby is in season

Ryan becomes a horndog when cuddling with Dakota

Horndog by Schwanyboy June 28, 2015