A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
Get the hide-a-cockmug. When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
Get the Hide the hammermug. When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide
by Divercurt February 26, 2011
Get the Rear Hidemug. The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016
Get the ho hidemug. To engage in sexual congress.
1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
Get the hide the uglymug. by The school freak May 11, 2018
Get the Hidee homug. This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
Get the Cow hidesmug.