Helperance

When someone is trying to help but really they are just being a hindrance

Stacey mowed the lawn. Todd appreciated her effort but she was being a helperance as he would have to mow it again due to her poor use of the mower

by Isaac temple November 12, 2022

Hamburger Helper

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.

In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove

by SPrice1980 May 08, 2023

Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.

We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.

by MikNey March 11, 2025

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 06, 2025

Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)

Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

by narutoyaoi2000 November 03, 2021

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 08, 2003