hammock

A large net for catching lazy people.

(per comedian Jim Gaffigan)

They might as well rename it (Hammock) to a large net for catching lazy people.

by floridadude094 April 16, 2009

Puerto Rican Hammock

Shaving one's pubic area, but not the balls, gooch, or ass crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don't shine. This is predominant in French women and obese people.

Bryan: So how'd that date go last night?
Kevin: Well we went back to her place, and I tried going down on her...
Bryan: Well, what happened?
Kevin: I saw her Puerto Rican hammock and ran out of her house.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

Hammocking

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.

Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.

by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019

Hammocking

The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.

The other night during the party the guys were Hammocking together.

by time2rape January 26, 2010

banana hammock

A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.

A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"

by NaimLes January 12, 2007

shit hammock

shitting on a piece of saran wrap and hanging it across an empty doorway for someone unsuspecting to walk into.

David walked straight into my shit hammock

by Fuktupkid July 2, 2008

banana hammock

A Speedo, of course.

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.

by speedolover January 12, 2007