guzzling guppies

To swallow male cum.

My gf was guzzling guppies so good last night.

by donb2 July 8, 2015

Guzzle buddy

When you guzzle your buddy.

Hey did you plug and chug your guzzle buddy.

by GUZZLE BUDDY February 13, 2018

Guzzle

Being shoved into a giraffe's telephone pole that tries to tape a pelican to a bagpipe

Bartholomew: Wow spongebob is mad at that jelly fish...
Chad: He's being guzzled

by Caveman2themax March 5, 2019

Guzzle Wuggleridedled

When you confuse someone so hard that they cannot bear the power you just used on them, to the point where they disappear into the void.

"Dude don't go near that magician."

"What, why not?"

"John asked to see a magic trick, and he was so Guzzle Wuggleridedled that he disappeared!"

by Guzzle Wuggleridedler December 27, 2021

Cuzz Guzzler

A person that has no self awareness and cannot do anything right; A person that talks to you like they are your friend, but you cannot stand;

I can't believe that cuzz guzzler was here that long, he is an idiot...

by Jabonski January 3, 2010

dick guzzling douche

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.

Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.

by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013

eye guzzling

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting

He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1

by livingatsealevel March 10, 2016