Definitions by donb2

Musk'd 

When you get laid-off your job in a non-empathetic narcissistic sociopathic way.

Man 1: I was in the middle of a meeting, and suddenly got dropped off the call and then had no access to my email or slack and my laptop was wiped.

Man 2: You got Musk'd.

Musk'd by donb2 November 7, 2022

work fog 

That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.

Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.

work fog by donb2 October 21, 2016

Between Floor Booty 

To get some booty inside an elevator before it reaches the next floor(s).

Man: I want some between floor booty.
Woman: Ok hurry up quick draw McGraw.

Between Floor Booty by donb2 October 6, 2015

guzzling guppies 

To swallow male cum.

My gf was guzzling guppies so good last night.

guzzling guppies by donb2 July 8, 2015

datefishing 

When a person joins a dating site just to see how many suitors they can attract but never actually go on any dates.

Dude 1: Is this chick ever gonna meet me in person?
Dude 2: I dunno. Sounds like she's datefishing to me.

datefishing by donb2 April 23, 2014

lazy relationship 

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

lazy relationship by donb2 January 8, 2014

jack off olympics 

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

jack off olympics by donb2 April 22, 2012