Grant 

A long, angry, useless diatribe, often forced upon unsuspecting bystanders and acquaintances who are forced to hear it whether they want to or not. It is a combination of the words "Goddamn" and "Rant".

Carl won't stop granting about the above average service because he is a bastard.

Grant by Or1984well April 16, 2013

grant 

an absolute douchebag, 2 faced - very easy to get on with but will turn on you in an instant and show you his other face. if you see a grant turn and run its for the best

"im just gonna cut in front of you in the cue at disneyland" an example of the dangers of a grant beware - you have been warned

grant by lankytanky October 15, 2012

Grant 

A guy who is fat with a tinny penis he is usally median height with blue eyes and brown hair never get any pussy

Look at that grant

Grant by Big boy 23u4u4 November 4, 2015

grant 

a red head who is ugly as sin.. has a girlfriend called Amy. a.k.a ranger, fanta pants, fot, blood nut.

has no class, and was often beaten as a child.
do not associate yourself or approach one of these peple, and we all pray that grant and amy do not pro create to make more rangers in the world. The less of these people there are, the better.

GRANT = "I'll beat you like a red headed step child"

grant by monica125894 September 25, 2011

Grant 

Big ginger dick who likes to take the piss out of south african accent with Midge and wants to vote BNP.

Midge : Fook off

Grant : No, you fook off and eat some prawns!...BNP!, BNP!

Grant by IlikeCheese1 April 14, 2010

Grant 

A short likable guy. Shy when you first meet him although he becomes outgoing ,funny,and weird. He is a beast on the field has a lot of friends and is a little slow.

Grant is lit

Grant by A Girl that loves Everson November 25, 2017

GRANT 

Stupid, gay retard that try’s to suck his own dick.

Don’t be a Grant.

GRANT by Hispimp March 2, 2019