i gotta eat

The lamest excuse for theft, violence, selling hard drugs, or other criminal activity.

Guy 1: I heard you mugged a kid for 50 bucks...
Guy 2: Yeah well whatever man, I gotta eat...
Guy 1: That kid's gotta eat too, everybody gotta eat, what's your point? You get food stamps every month anyway. Don't give me bullshit reasons for hurting innocent people, you sick twisted lowlife piece of shit. Get the fuck out my hood!

by UrbanPrick October 4, 2013

Goya

a Latin shelf-food company.

Goya beans are my favorite with rice.

by Medulla Pancreas Oblongata December 26, 2002

us chicas gotta stick together

i don't understand this phrase

From "Friends":
Come on, Rosita
Us chicas gotta stick together

by kleaz December 2, 2009

Gotta blast!

Escaping an awkward, dangerous, or risky situation.

That's Abigail Nigweeth, my ex. Gotta Blast!

by aflockof700pintobeans October 3, 2016

Gonya

A pudgy Muskrat who ejaculates into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl

13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"

by Michael Swaim wannabe May 29, 2010

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.

George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.

by RockingRoller August 18, 2011